April fool

Grandma Goes to Court

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.

Defense! Attorney: What happened next?

Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"….And that's when I shot the son of a bitch, on his di*k !".

Curiosity

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"Long term success is built on credibility and on establishing
enduring loving relationships with quality people based on
mutually earned trust. Cut all ties with dishonest, negative
or lazy people, and associate with people who share your
values. You become who you associate with."

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Few reasons to stay happy !!!

Do the things you enjoy doing but stay out of debt and be always true to yourself, dont let your neighbor set your standard. Why do you have to worry? You definitely cannot please everybody, so dont let criticism worry you. Since hate poisons the soul, do not cherish jealousy and avoid those who make you unhappy. Do what you can for those less fortunate than yourself. Keep busy at something, because a busy person never has time to be unhappy.

Knowledge is power

When people hurt you over and over, think of them as sandpaper. They scratch and hurt you, but in the end you are "POLISHED" and they are all used up!